DJ Trivia Bonus in the Finger Lakes for Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Get over the HUMP DAY with DJ Trivia tonight at VFW Post 6200, 6:30, Ciccino’s at 7:00, Wayside Irish Pub in Elbridge at 7:30 and The Plantation in Ithaca at 8:00

I’ve had a difficult couple of weeks lately with lots of stress from some work projects and other stuff going on. So yesterday I decided to treat myself to fairly expensive, but oh so worth it bottle of Kentucky bourbon. I assumed I would sip some of it while sitting on my porch and pondering my place in the cosmos. Instead I ended up wondering what ever happened to Jerry Springer. I ended up on the porch because my youngest was complaining about her social studies homework and didn’t know why she had to know all of the names of the counties in our state. I told her that if she really didn’t want to we could just pack up and move somewhere that has fewer counties. And then there was peace in the house once again. For 15 points at the end of Round 2 (before the Double Down Dare) what was the best smart aleck line you ever gave to your kids when they complained about something OR if you don’t have kids, what was the best line your parents ever threw at you?